What is the worst thing you can think of...

Colt47 · Unread post by **Colt47** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:05 am

That could come through a Rift to Rifts Earth. Honestly, I think metroids would be the worst. Just imagine SAMAS PAs chasing after swarms of small floating jellyfish that can suck the life out of you and are completely immune to most common magic and tech weapons.

(Yes the critter can be from anything)

Killer Cyborg · Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:40 am

Carrot Top.

Talavar · Unread post by **Talavar** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:53 am

From anything? Cthulu - oh wait, he's already in Underseas.... I'll have to get back to you on this.

Killer Cyborg · Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:14 am

Thang.

Pox · Unread post by **Pox** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:31 am

Critters

*Slaps an e-clip in*

Kill Crites.

Balabanto · Unread post by **Balabanto** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:38 am

Sean Connery playing a drag wearing rabbi.

dark brandon · Unread post by **dark brandon** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:20 pm

ANOTHER RIFT!

Killer Cyborg · Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:22 pm

Stargate-style Replicators.

runebeo · Unread post by **runebeo** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:47 pm

Plants spores that cause plants to defend themselves by release the pheromones that cause people to commit suicide like in the Happening. It's one thing to deal with an outside threat it's another to deal with yourself as the enemy.

Killer Cyborg · Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:46 pm

runebeo wrote:... like in the Happening.

Thanks for spoiling that particular movie.

Shadyslug · Unread post by **Shadyslug** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:57 pm

Tom Jones...

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:01 pm

Tom Jones in specially modified PA blasting out his all-time top 40 songs.

Talavar · Unread post by **Talavar** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:02 pm

runebeo wrote:Plants spores that cause plants to defend themselves by release the pheromones that cause people to commit suicide like in the Happening. It's one thing to deal with an outside threat it's another to deal with yourself as the enemy.

So that's what was going on in the Happening? Wow, that's dumb. M. Night Shyamalan has really gone downhill.

The Baron of chaos · Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:28 pm

Horny xenophile multisexual(bi just is not enoughy for them) pervert Alien Intelligence on alien drugs wishing tto have fun..essentially a cosmic frat boy.

A sentient solar eclipse who wrap the planet making a permanet never ending night...

An alien plague that infect human causing sterility

an alien plague tha tinfect psionic that make everyone around them go nuts and paranoid over time

An alien plague(i know i'm getting boring) that make all the edible plant on plante poisonous and acid

Mechanoids...again...only this time they appear a planet in orbit aroudn earth...on positive side the sight of two moons is cool, till particel beam start raining.

Living nightmares coming from Slumbering Old ones dream pool....

Splugorth Porn on telepathic DVD...hope you got high ME otherwise....preapare to scream.(cutest tentacle cutest tentacles cutest tentacleessss)

Killer Cyborg · Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:14 pm

Sun-Up, the Solar Sodomizer

cornholioprime · Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:01 pm

Killer Cyborg wrote:Thang.

Do you actually remember that short short Sci-Fi story of the same name??

(I always liked that one.)

Killer Cyborg · Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:40 pm

cornholioprime wrote:
Killer Cyborg wrote:Thang.
Do you actually remember that short short Sci-Fi story of the same name??

Of course!
Though I forgot who wrote it.

Face it, even the Old Ones would excrete a cinderblock if Thang came to town.

(I always liked that one.)

It is a classic.

I don't remember who wrote it, though.
I tried googling it, but just got a bunch of "wild thang" and "shake that thang" references.

cornholioprime · Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:32 pm

Killer Cyborg wrote:
cornholioprime wrote:
Killer Cyborg wrote:Thang.
Do you actually remember that short short Sci-Fi story of the same name??

Of course!
Though I forgot who wrote it.

Face it, even the Old Ones would excrete a cinderblock if Thang came to town.

(I always liked that one.)

It is a classic.

I don't remember who wrote it, though.
I tried googling it, but just got a bunch of "wild thang" and "shake that thang" references.

For the uninitiated:

"Thang" is the short short Sci-Fi story of a super-being named, you guessed it.....Thang.

He pops over into our neck of the galactic woods, sees Earth...and then proceeds to peel off its oceans and pops the entire planet into his mouth.

No sooner does he get the whole package down his gullet when he, himself, is grabbed and swallowed by Something Else.

And the story ends thus: "....for there are greater Gods than Thang."

:lol:

cornholioprime · Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:36 pm

And by the way, Killer....the writer of that Short Story appears to be one Martin Gardner.

Killer Cyborg · Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:28 pm

cornholioprime wrote:And by the way, Killer....the writer of that Short Story appears to be one Martin Gardner.

Marrowlight · Unread post by **Marrowlight** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:40 pm

Balabanto wrote:Sean Connery playing a drag wearing rabbi.

No, No....Zardoz!

Qev · Unread post by **Qev** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:46 pm

The Straumli Blight.

9voltkilowatt · Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:04 pm

Hagan Lonovich wrote:Killer Clowns.... oh wait they are from outer space

That movie rocks!

Nothing quite like being killed by a silly straw!

Killer Cyborg · Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:09 pm

Unicron

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:58 pm

Long Range Psionic Telemarketers...You'd NEVER get a moment's peace, even disconnecting the phone...

Balabanto · Unread post by **Balabanto** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:03 pm

Pox · Unread post by **Pox** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:53 pm

Pootie Tang

He could co-conspire with Erin Tarn to promote literacy.

The only down-side is that he would make the head of any Rulian Translator to explode upon contact.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:03 pm

Zerebus wrote:Barney the purple dinosaur and his army of Teletubbies.

Sir, there are some obscenities, even in our liberal and worldly culture, it is still not polite to speak of*...
Those are among them... :shock:

*(Unless used as the direct subject of verbs such as 'annihilate', 'exterminate', and 'obliterate')

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:49 pm

Zerebus wrote:Oh yeah, and Howard the Duck.

He'd be running the whole Black Market in under a year.

Assuming he doesn't already.

If it's the movie version, I'm vomiting already....

Talavar · Unread post by **Talavar** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:01 pm

Daniel2112 wrote:Speaking of 'exterminate'.... Daleks!!!

Didn't somebody already say the Mechanoids?

dark brandon · Unread post by **dark brandon** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:28 pm

Daniel2112 wrote:Mechanoids are simply a Dalek rip-off. And yes, I'd say that to Kevin's face and chances are he'd agree.

He may agree they were similar, but I don't think he'd say they were a rip-off.

Talavar · Unread post by **Talavar** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:57 pm

Daniel2112 wrote:Mechanoids are simply a Dalek rip-off. And yes, I'd say that to Kevin's face and chances are he'd agree.

Exactly why I made that comparison.

Qev · Unread post by **Qev** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:00 pm

Real-world physics.

Also, false vacuum collapse.

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:32 pm

For Josh: Yo' momma.

For cyber: YOUR FACE!

Talavar · Unread post by **Talavar** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:07 pm

Hagan Lonovich wrote:Not to sound like a newb but what are Daleks? I get that they are like the Mechanoids(although i doubt they are as cool as the ones in SB 2) but what is the history of them?

Mechanoids are like Daleks, not the other way around. Daleks are from Doctor Who.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:17 pm

an expeditionary force of Mothers Against RolePlaying...

Anne Coulter...

Daniel Stoker · Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:03 pm

Hagan Lonovich wrote:Not to sound like a newb but what are Daleks? I get that they are like the Mechanoids(although i doubt they are as cool as the ones in SB 2) but what is the history of them?

They're from Doctor Who back in the early 1960's, and have been a ongoing menace in the series. If you want, you can read up on them here.

Daniel Stoker

Vrykolas2k · Unread post by **Vrykolas2k** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:28 pm

Hmmm...
All of the reamining Host of Darkness.
Yes, that would screw the whole world over nicely.

Pox · Unread post by **Pox** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:08 pm

Flying Spaghetti Monster

He would bring all the various Pantheons of the Megaverse and all Alien Intelligences under his sway and steal the collective minds of everyone.

Eventually, it would suck all PPE from it's galaxies of followers to bloat his size to something even the Cosmic Forge would fear.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:15 pm

Daniel2112 wrote:
Anne Coulter

Taalismn, I say this with the utmost respect, fear, and admiration. You are a sick, twisted, evil bastard. Now taking this idea to the logical conclusion... Empress Anne Prosek.

"How to Talk to a D-Bee; If You Absolutely Have To"?

To be honest, if I saw Anne coming through a Rift, my colleagues would have to pry my bloodied, broken, fingers off the weapons console only after the magazines had been emptied, the barrels shot out, the capacitors drained, the reactor had gone cold, and everything blunt, heavy, sharp, and throwable had been thrown...

The Beast · Unread post by **The Beast** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:52 am

Spaceballs.

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:15 am

these guys...

Pox · Unread post by **Pox** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:30 am

Rimmerdal wrote:these guys...

Well one would have to be brought back by a Necromancer.

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:36 am

Pox wrote:
Rimmerdal wrote:these guys...

Well one would have to be brought back by a Necromancer.

You mean two...the other needs his career resurrected... :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:08 am

Rimmerdal wrote:
Pox wrote:
Rimmerdal wrote:these guys...

Well one would have to be brought back by a Necromancer.

You mean two...the other needs his career resurrected...

Face it...it's harder to lip-synch as a zombie, without any lips....

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:28 pm

The Beast wrote:Spaceballs.

Oh, ****. There goes the planet.

Library Ogre · Unread post by **Library Ogre** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:27 pm

Jay Carey wrote:
Mark Hall wrote:
The Beast wrote:Spaceballs.

Oh, ****. There goes the planet.

ARRRRGH! you got to it before me!

I almost went ahead and posted it, but I thought "maybe I should scroll down to see if Cyber or Prettz beat me to it"

i fail

Heck, I was surprised to beat someone to it. You don't fail, you got the joke. We are surrounded by fail.

Shorty Lickens · Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:39 am

Mark Hall wrote:
Jay Carey wrote:
Mark Hall wrote:
The Beast wrote:Spaceballs.

Oh, ****. There goes the planet.

ARRRRGH! you got to it before me!

I almost went ahead and posted it, but I thought "maybe I should scroll down to see if Cyber or Prettz beat me to it"

i fail

Heck, I was surprised to beat someone to it. You don't fail, you got the joke. We are surrounded by fail.

I knew it! I'm surrounded by ********!

Vrykolas2k · Unread post by **Vrykolas2k** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:51 pm

Michael Moore.
O, wait, he's already there... in the guise of Inix, the Soul Worm.

Vrykolas2k · Unread post by **Vrykolas2k** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:52 pm

Daniel2112 wrote:
Anne Coulter

Taalismn, I say this with the utmost respect, fear, and admiration. You are a sick, twisted, evil bastard. Now taking this idea to the logical conclusion... Empress Anne Prosek.

Not at all.
She'd join/ take over The Republicans.