Who would win, Emp. Prosek Or Dunscon

[dark brandon]

The recent threads about CS vs X has got me thinking, and It's time someone asked the really hard questions...such as

Who would win in this completely fair battle between Emperor Prosek (in A Fully loaded Super SAMAS complete with optional passanger side air-bags) or Lord Dunscon, who has 1 MDC, completely CATATONIC, 0 PPE or ISP left, naked, chained and bound to the floor, his tongue and fingers cut off and no one knows where he is or for that matter really cares.

Just to be fair, Emperor Prosek has initiative.

Please vote in this completely unbiased and rational thought exercise.

[Balabanto]

Alexander Duncson Wins

Using a previously unknown spell of legend, he simultaneously casts Death Curse 100 times, turning Prosek into a Mental Vegetable. With a 0 ME, the Coalition's fearless leader is now a helpless bedwetter, and he drowns to death in his own urine inside said Super Samas.

While Duncson's death is easy, Emperor Prosek's is definitely more humiliating and gross.

[dark brandon]

Alexander Duncson Wins

Using a previously unknown spell of legend, he simultaneously casts Death Curse 100 times, turning Prosek into a Mental Vegetable. With a 0 ME, the Coalition's fearless leader is now a helpless bedwetter, and he drowns to death in his own urine inside said Super Samas.

While Duncson's death is easy, Emperor Prosek's is definitely more humiliating and gross.

Well, to keep it fair, Dunscon was comatose...but this is only for balance reasons...

perfectly fair and unbiased.

[Balabanto]

Irrelevant. Even if he died in a coma, Duncson would assume that Prosek killed him.

[rat_bastard]

The recent threads about CS vs X has got me thinking, and It's time someone asked the really hard questions...such as

Who would win in this completely fair battle between Emperor Prosek (in A Fully loaded Super SAMAS complete with optional passanger side air-bags) or Lord Dunscon, who has 1 MDC, completely CATATONIC, 0 PPE or ISP left, naked, chained and bound to the floor, his tongue and fingers cut off and no one knows where he is or for that matter really cares.

Just to be fair, Emperor Prosek has initiative.

Please vote in this completely unbiased and rational thought exercise.

First off, I think this contest is biased in Lord Dunscon's favor, lets take that 1 MDC and turn it into one sdc and one hit point, and lets give Emperor Prosek's Power armor a ***** paint job so it goes faster.

[Dog_O_War]

The recent threads about CS vs X has got me thinking, and It's time someone asked the really hard questions...such as

Who would win in this completely fair battle between Emperor Prosek (in A Fully loaded Super SAMAS complete with optional passanger side air-bags) or Lord Dunscon, who has 1 MDC, completely CATATONIC, 0 PPE or ISP left, naked, chained and bound to the floor, his tongue and fingers cut off and no one knows where he is or for that matter really cares.

Just to be fair, Emperor Prosek has initiative.

Please vote in this completely unbiased and rational thought exercise.

I dunno, Dunscon DOES still have 1 MD left


EDIT: Also, ZING!

[Shadyslug]

This poll is stupid. There's no pie or taco options!?!?

[Dog_O_War]

This poll is stupid. There's no pie or taco options!?!?

Dunscon is the taco.

[sHaka]

All depends on if the CS can use their nukes or not.

[cyber-yukongil v2.5]

Nxla falls on them both. Both die. Game over.

[dark brandon]

First off, I think this contest is biased in Lord Dunscon's favor, lets take that 1 MDC and turn it into one sdc and one hit point, and lets give Emperor Prosek's Power armor a ***** paint job so it goes faster.

THIS POLL IS COMPLETELY UNBIASED!!!111

If you can't stay on topic...please start one of your own!!!!!1111oneoneeleven

[dark brandon]

All depends on if the CS can use their nukes or not.

Well, Dunscon IS chained to the floor...so...yes, they can.

[RoadWarriorFWaNK]

Thank you, Darkbrandon, for making this totally bipartisan poll. It has stimulated me intellectually and philosophically. I now see the world in a different way. Praise jesus for the internet and for Darkbrandon.

[Colt47]

I think both die, because Emperor Prosek to my knowledge doesn't know how to fly a super samas to save his life and would probably take off and end up crashing somewhere at 400 mph. Dunscon would die because he's freaking catatonic.