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faced with a horde of glitter boys
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Re: faced with a horde of glitter boys
Ironicaly in my campain that Haunted Victorian Mansion Spaceship is still in the Wolven empire.
still fully functional as well....
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Re: faced with a horde of glitter boys
Dead Boy wrote:I believe the correct answer is a hybrid of options 1 and 4
► Fight to the death, and
► Soil yourself a run like a scared boy, only towards the enemy.
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Nekira Sudacne wrote:me? well, I'd just send a couple friends with the mutant power of Invunerability and let them deal with it.
Glitterboy > Invulnerability
"Can you kill me?! With those feeble arms?!" - Ogami Itto
"Bodycount's in the house!" - Ice T
"The Great Destroyer is back again!" - Duo Maxwell
"It's mine you hear? Mine ALL MINE Get back in there. Down Down Down! Go Go Go! MINE MINE MINE!!!" --Daffy Duck
"Bodycount's in the house!" - Ice T
"The Great Destroyer is back again!" - Duo Maxwell
"It's mine you hear? Mine ALL MINE Get back in there. Down Down Down! Go Go Go! MINE MINE MINE!!!" --Daffy Duck
Nekira Sudacne wrote:Sorry, the Anime genre and the Furry genre don't usually mix, except where Catgirls are concerned
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Re: faced with a horde of glitter boys
Well if all the GBs are hostile then fighting is pretty much saying you are trying to win the noblest death reward, or at least are trying to make yourself look good before you get atomized.
However, considering the only time I'd honestly face off against an army of GBs would be if they are staring down the barrel of my space ships Ion cannon, I'm not too concerned. (1d4x1000 damage can be a bit much...)
However, considering the only time I'd honestly face off against an army of GBs would be if they are staring down the barrel of my space ships Ion cannon, I'm not too concerned. (1d4x1000 damage can be a bit much...)
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Re: faced with a horde of glitter boys
Where is the option for hide and summon and control a few tektonic entities... Hmm, I wonder what they do to the inside of a machine when they possess it.
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Re: faced with a horde of glitter boys
Danger wrote:Nekira Sudacne wrote:me? well, I'd just send a couple friends with the mutant power of Invunerability and let them deal with it.
Glitterboy > Invulnerability
Invulnerability+VibroKnife > Glitterboy
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Problem is I used Placebos "Running Up that Hill" to get Catherine Wheels "Black Metallic" to get Monorals "KIRI" to get Dan Balans "Crazy Loop" out of my head in the first place.
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Re: faced with a horde of glitter boys
Myself ... Geek Out. then get scared.
I'm going to assume I'm a normal soldier, in at best a SAMAS PA.
Poop, then RUN away out of range ASAP.
ITS A HORDE !!! A Horde is Hundreds or Thousands.
I'm going to assume I'm a normal soldier, in at best a SAMAS PA.
Poop, then RUN away out of range ASAP.
ITS A HORDE !!! A Horde is Hundreds or Thousands.
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Re: faced with a horde of glitter boys
I'd Look On and say "At last the REINFORCEMENTS are here."
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Re: faced with a horde of glitter boys
Steeler49er wrote:Danger wrote:Nekira Sudacne wrote:me? well, I'd just send a couple friends with the mutant power of Invunerability and let them deal with it.
Glitterboy > Invulnerability
Invulnerability+VibroKnife > Glitterboy
Sadly, this is not so.
The Glitterboy's Mass + Weight + Strength is still > Invulnerability.
Invulnerability bestows neither super human strength, speed, or any sort of power to live without air. In fact, the need to breathe is one of the Invulnerable character's greatest weaknesses.
As a result, what you have illustrated is actually the worst thing the Invulnerable character could do: engage in Hand-to-Hand combat with the Glitterboy. All the Glitterboy has to do is grab the Invulnerable opponent, stick their head into the ground like an ostrich, and suffocate them. The Invulnerable character is not strong enough to break the Glitterboy's grip, nor to lift its weight. (On a side note, I suppose it's arguable as to whether or not the Glitterboy could simply crush the Invulnerable character's windpipe, but I won't open that can of worms. Or...will I? ) I know that it's a rarity for people to discuss a Glitterboy's melee combat prowess, but in this case, the Invulnerable character is at a serious disadvantage.
The best thing the Invulnerable character could do is to attempt to stay at range with the Glitterboy, while whittling away at its armor with some sort of ranged attack. Of course, this tactic has its own problems, such as: A. Ammo limitation, B. The Glitterboy targets the weapon being used against him, makes a called shot and destroys it, and of course the now classic option C. The Glitterboy chases down the offending Invulnerable character at 60 MPH, grabs him or her, and sticks their head into the ground like an ostrich.
"Can you kill me?! With those feeble arms?!" - Ogami Itto
"Bodycount's in the house!" - Ice T
"The Great Destroyer is back again!" - Duo Maxwell
"It's mine you hear? Mine ALL MINE Get back in there. Down Down Down! Go Go Go! MINE MINE MINE!!!" --Daffy Duck
"Bodycount's in the house!" - Ice T
"The Great Destroyer is back again!" - Duo Maxwell
"It's mine you hear? Mine ALL MINE Get back in there. Down Down Down! Go Go Go! MINE MINE MINE!!!" --Daffy Duck
Nekira Sudacne wrote:Sorry, the Anime genre and the Furry genre don't usually mix, except where Catgirls are concerned
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Re: faced with a horde of glitter boys
Danger wrote:Steeler49er wrote:Danger wrote:Nekira Sudacne wrote:me? well, I'd just send a couple friends with the mutant power of Invunerability and let them deal with it.
Glitterboy > Invulnerability
Invulnerability+VibroKnife > Glitterboy
Sadly, this is not so.
The Glitterboy's Mass + Weight + Strength is still > Invulnerability.
Invulnerability bestows neither super human strength, speed, or any sort of power to live without air. In fact, the need to breathe is one of the Invulnerable character's greatest weaknesses.
As a result, what you have illustrated is actually the worst thing the Invulnerable character could do: engage in Hand-to-Hand combat with the Glitterboy. All the Glitterboy has to do is grab the Invulnerable opponent, stick their head into the ground like an ostrich, and suffocate them. The Invulnerable character is not strong enough to break the Glitterboy's grip, nor to lift its weight. (On a side note, I suppose it's arguable as to whether or not the Glitterboy could simply crush the Invulnerable character's windpipe, but I won't open that can of worms. Or...will I? ) I know that it's a rarity for people to discuss a Glitterboy's melee combat prowess, but in this case, the Invulnerable character is at a serious disadvantage.
The best thing the Invulnerable character could do is to attempt to stay at range with the Glitterboy, while whittling away at its armor with some sort of ranged attack. Of course, this tactic has its own problems, such as: A. Ammo limitation, B. The Glitterboy targets the weapon being used against him, makes a called shot and destroys it, and of course the now classic option C. The Glitterboy chases down the offending Invulnerable character at 60 MPH, grabs him or her, and sticks their head into the ground like an ostrich.
As of HU2 ed, Invulnerability Now grants the PC/NPC superhuman lifting and carrying cap.
That makes them stronger than a Glitter Boy.
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Problem is I used Placebos "Running Up that Hill" to get Catherine Wheels "Black Metallic" to get Monorals "KIRI" to get Dan Balans "Crazy Loop" out of my head in the first place.
Problem is I used Placebos "Running Up that Hill" to get Catherine Wheels "Black Metallic" to get Monorals "KIRI" to get Dan Balans "Crazy Loop" out of my head in the first place.