Robotech Crossover question

[taalismn]

TimeLoop

While it had been explained to them that the TimeLoops were the result of a glitch in the megaversal operating system, and not some deliberate attempt by parties unknown to drive certain people out of their right minds, sometimes Loopers couldn’t help but -know- that somehow the glitched megaverse, Yggdarsil, or whatever, really WAS messing with their heads. How else could one explain-
“I blame that damn ‘rabbitech’ gag you pulled, el-tee...that was just TEMPTING fate,” Angelo Dante growled, shrugging his enormous ursine shoulders.
“It’s not my fault!”
Dana Sterling really wished she’d been the only one Awake this fused Loop; she would rather there weren’t any witnesses to this od mashup. Instead, though, her entire squad was Awake and witness to what a head-on crash between universes could result in. Or a unfunny prank being pulled on them.....frankly she was leaning towards the latter, what with the knowledge Loopers came into about what was REALLY going on behind the scenes of space/time. Didn’t make it any easier to deal with, though, such as the situation they were all in right now...
Which was everybody they knew, including themselves, being cast as animal versions of themselves. Their section sysop, Skuld, claimed they’d had to temporarily merge a ‘zootopia’ worldline in order to save it while repairs were ongoing, so they’d just have to deal with the oddness.
Angelo Dante as a bear seemed rather appropriate....Sean Phillips as a hound dog, even more(which made his romantic pursuit of Marie Crystal, the black panther, an exercise for others in trying to keep from exclaiming ‘dogs and cats living together!’ every time he brought up his relationship). Bowie Grant as a lemur was hardly a stretch, though Louie Nichols swore that anybody making any more ‘grease monkey’ jokes was going on the receiving end of more than flung poo. Dana felt the same way about ‘dumb bunny’ jokes right now....and if Zor Prime came in as an alien fox, any ‘food chain’ jokes were going to result in automatic weapons fire.
“Uh oh, heads-up. Looks like we have a certain GMP coming in.” Bowie whistled.
“Oh great....What’s she sniffing about this time?” And Dana meant that in the literal sense. Appropriate and twisted was the glitch’s sense of humor in making Nova Satori a wolf.
Sure enough, the barracks door opened and in stalked the dark-clad blue-black-furred GMP officer, another figure in tow.
The collective gaze of the 15th ATACS immediately slid off Satori’s predatory form and to the smaller figure in Southern Cross uniform next to her. No Earthly animal this, but instantly recognizable to the Awake 15th.
The groan was spontaneous and unanimous as they took in the sight of the Tirolian Pollinator they just KNEW was going to be assigned as their new squadmate.
“Zor.”


Yeah..imagine Monument City as ‘Zootopia’. Field Marshal Leonard here’s a rhino...Emerson an old silverback gorilla. Captain Komodo would be a rather lovelorn mammal-loving komodo dragon...Yeah, you can just go on down the list, backwards and forwards through the series....
Not sure what to cast the aliens (Zentraedi. Tirolians) as ....simply as slightly versions of terrestrial animals, alien animals from other sci-fi series*(Dolza as a thresher-maw?), or even all of one species?
The Invid will simply be the Invid, until they start trying to fit into the terrestrial ecology.

*The problem being, most animals we see in sci-fi movies are usually trying to kill the main characters, or are gags(such as being lunch for characters). Avatar’s Pandora is about the most detailed alien ecology we see on film.

[SRoss]

TimeLoop

While it had been explained to them that the TimeLoops were the result of a glitch in the megaversal operating system, and not some deliberate attempt by parties unknown to drive certain people out of their right minds, sometimes Loopers couldn’t help but -know- that somehow the glitched megaverse, Yggdarsil, or whatever, really WAS messing with their heads. How else could one explain-
“I blame that damn ‘rabbitech’ gag you pulled, el-tee...that was just TEMPTING fate,” Angelo Dante growled, shrugging his enormous ursine shoulders.
“It’s not my fault!”
Dana Sterling really wished she’d been the only one Awake this fused Loop; she would rather there weren’t any witnesses to this od mashup. Instead, though, her entire squad was Awake and witness to what a head-on crash between universes could result in. Or a unfunny prank being pulled on them.....frankly she was leaning towards the latter, what with the knowledge Loopers came into about what was REALLY going on behind the scenes of space/time. Didn’t make it any easier to deal with, though, such as the situation they were all in right now...
Which was everybody they knew, including themselves, being cast as animal versions of themselves. Their section sysop, Skuld, claimed they’d had to temporarily merge a ‘zootopia’ worldline in order to save it while repairs were ongoing, so they’d just have to deal with the oddness.
Angelo Dante as a bear seemed rather appropriate....Sean Phillips as a hound dog, even more(which made his romantic pursuit of Marie Crystal, the black panther, an exercise for others in trying to keep from exclaiming ‘dogs and cats living together!’ every time he brought up his relationship). Bowie Grant as a lemur was hardly a stretch, though Louie Nichols swore that anybody making any more ‘grease monkey’ jokes was going on the receiving end of more than flung poo. Dana felt the same way about ‘dumb bunny’ jokes right now....and if Zor Prime came in as an alien fox, any ‘food chain’ jokes were going to result in automatic weapons fire.
“Uh oh, heads-up. Looks like we have a certain GMP coming in.” Bowie whistled.
“Oh great....What’s she sniffing about this time?” And Dana meant that in the literal sense. Appropriate and twisted was the glitch’s sense of humor in making Nova Satori a wolf.
Sure enough, the barracks door opened and in stalked the dark-clad blue-black-furred GMP officer, another figure in tow.
The collective gaze of the 15th ATACS immediately slid off Satori’s predatory form and to the smaller figure in Southern Cross uniform next to her. No Earthly animal this, but instantly recognizable to the Awake 15th.
The groan was spontaneous and unanimous as they took in the sight of the Tirolian Pollinator they just KNEW was going to be assigned as their new squadmate.
“Zor.”


Yeah..imagine Monument City as ‘Zootopia’. Field Marshal Leonard here’s a rhino...Emerson an old silverback gorilla. Captain Komodo would be a rather lovelorn mammal-loving komodo dragon...Yeah, you can just go on down the list, backwards and forwards through the series....
Not sure what to cast the aliens (Zentraedi. Tirolians) as ....simply as slightly versions of terrestrial animals, alien animals from other sci-fi series*(Dolza as a thresher-maw?), or even all of one species?
The Invid will simply be the Invid, until they start trying to fit into the terrestrial ecology.

*The problem being, most animals we see in sci-fi movies are usually trying to kill the main characters, or are gags(such as being lunch for characters). Avatar’s Pandora is about the most detailed alien ecology we see on film.

Sammie: (As a skunk with a fake French accent) "Ohhh lovy-dovy where are you?"

Khyron is a cat trying to mold himself to the tree so she can't see him.

[taalismn]

I could probably see some of the Zentraedi as some of the larger critters from Avatar....
Think Breetai would make a good Hammerhead?

[batlchip]

I could probably see some of the Zentraedi as some of the larger critters from Avatar....
Think Breetai would make a good Hammerhead?

Lisa"don't shoot you'll only tick it off!"

[taalismn]

I could probably see some of the Zentraedi as some of the larger critters from Avatar....
Think Breetai would make a good Hammerhead?

Lisa"don't shoot you'll only tick it off!"

Rick: "Run?"
Lisa: "Run! Yes! RUN!"

[batlchip]

Dolza"you know I find this bad guy bashing.very offensive."
Minmai (floating by as a awa seed) "shut up and know your role."
Corg"You are not in Kanas any more your on Pandora."

[taalismn]

Dolza"you know I find this bad guy bashing.very offensive."
Minmai (floating by as a awa seed) "shut up and know your role."
Corg"You are not in Kanas any more your on Pandora."

Khyron: (as a thanator) "I personally -like- this new incarnation!"

[Arnie100]

Dolza"you know I find this bad guy bashing.very offensive."
Minmai (floating by as a awa seed) "shut up and know your role."
Corg"You are not in Kanas any more your on Pandora."

Khyron: (as a thanator) "I personally -like- this new incarnation!"

"Doesn't a lot of them get killed on Pandora?"
Khyron:

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"Doesn't a lot of them get killed on Pandora?"
Khyron:

ONE. Yes, Quidditch DOES kill it, with a cannon burst. Of course, we only see one in the movie, so it mighta been the same animal that chased Jake around. THey're supposed to be apex ground predators, so we don't know how much terrain a thanator considers its territory.

[batlchip]

Beast boy:"Hey are we gonna ever get out of this detention hall?"
Montana Max:"Sure,just as soon as daddy pays the teacher off."
Vankmen:"Your daddy bounced his check and is in ......(looks around)washu's lab."
Washu:"Weell I just stick you with these two lab rats till I need you."
Pinky:"Narf"

[SRoss]

Hulk: "Did, um, Kyle like my valentines gift? Um, Kyle?, Kyle!?!"

Charon: "Crushed to death by a box of chocolates? That's a new one even for you guys..."

[taalismn]

Bruce Banner: "Lemme get this straight...my other side...is bi?"
Stark, Rogers, Natasha, Haweye, and Thor all nod their heads.
"I...gotta go meditate some more..."

[batlchip]

Bruce Banner: "Lemme get this straight...my other side...is bi?"
Stark, Rogers, Natasha, Haweye, and Thor all nod their heads.
"I...gotta go meditate some more..."

"No just no,gonna back slowly away from this."
Cobra commander:"ummm...Destro, who are you talking to ?

[SRoss]

Well, it started because Hulk and Kyle shop at the same purple clothing clearing house...

[taalismn]

Well, it started because Hulk and Kyle shop at the same purple clothing clearing house...

"So...you like stretchy pants too?"

[batlchip]

Um...kyle who's female undies are those?

[SRoss]

Um...kyle who's female undies are those?

Minmei:

Kyle: "I think I'll start running now."

[SRoss]

Meanwhile at the Mythbusters auditions...

Musica: "Today we'll be testing a James Bond myth... Could Goldfinger have really cut Bond in half with an industrial laser?"

Karno: (Strapped to the table)

[taalismn]

Um...kyle who's female undies are those?

Minmei:

Kyle: "I think I'll start running now."

Minmei: "AAARRGGGHHHH!!!"


Bruce: "You know, seeing that from this side, it's actually quite funny."
Jennifer: "Yep. Popcorn?"

[batlchip]

Um...kyle who's female undies are those?

Minmei:

Kyle: "I think I'll start running now."

Minmei: "AAARRGGGHHHH!!!"


Bruce: "You know, seeing that from this side, it's actually quite funny."
Jennifer: "Yep. Popcorn?"

Lisa:" That reminds me of that time in the store Rick."
Rick:"Ummm.....huh wha.... "

[taalismn]

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Lisa:" That reminds me of that time in the store Rick."
Rick:"Ummm.....huh wha.... "

Vanessa: "The worrisome part about that was that Lisa was wearing extra-stretchy undergarments, like she was READY for something like that to happen."
Sammie: "And she never told us about that aspect of her life.....mutagenic gamma ray exposure at an early age? Wow."
Kim: "She's lucky she survived!"

(Flashback)
Donald Hayes: " Damn it, General Ross! You just HAD to test another gamma bomb, didn't you?! Now my daughter's in the ICU being treated for radiation exposure!"
'Thunderbolt' Ross: "Well, what was your kid doing on a CLASSIFIED base in the first place.....oops...." (sounds of two grown men trying to re-arrange each others' dental work)

[batlchip]

Donald Hayes:" Well Lis a I see you've grown into a fine woman."
Lisa:' Eewww,Daddy. Just Eewww."
Donald Hayes:"Well you did fill out nicely. "
Claudia:"Uh,Wha.......?"

[taalismn]

(Voiceover): "While the Yamato was away traveling to the Andromeda Galaxy, we quietly seeded the Earth with Flower of Life. Let's see what happens."
Crew of Yamato, upon their return, are gaping at the sight of a restored blue Earth...
"What the-?! It all grew back while we were gone?!"
(Voiceover): "We've also replaced the power source of the Cosmic Reorganizer with a Protoculuture Matrix, thus displacing that whole creepy soul power thing, which frankly reeked of techno-necromancy."
Mamoru Kodai(Ghost): "What the %^%^&&%?! You ..you..you replaced ME?! Did away with my opportunity to make the ultimate samurai-heroic sacrifice for my planet?! Took away my death-poetry?! Condemned me to irrelevance?!"
Aurora Sterling: "Welcome to my world..."

[batlchip]

Lynn Kyle:"yesss, my evil plan is working."
Kyhron:"What evil plan?"

[SRoss]

Lynn Kyle:"yesss, my evil plan is working."
Kyhron:"What evil plan?"

Step One - Collect all the panties.

Step two - ???

Step Three - Fortune.

Edwards & Khyron:

[taalismn]

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Step One - Collect all the panties.

Step two - ???

Step Three - Fortune.

Edwards & Khyron:

"You're a little vague on a step here...ah..."and then a miracle occurs'?"

[SRoss]

Dolza: "So, I'm dead. Now what?"

Marlene: "Spy on everyone in their bedrooms!"

Dolza: "Things are looking up."

[taalismn]

Dolza: "So, I'm dead. Now what?"

Marlene: "Spy on everyone in their bedrooms!"

Dolza: "Things are looking up."

Minmei: "So people were wondering why I took up a second career as an exorcist ...well, because I'd already seen hell..."
Dolza: "Uh-oh..."

[batlchip]

Dolza: "So, I'm dead. Now what?"

Marlene: "Spy on everyone in their bedrooms!"

Dolza: "Things are looking up."

Minmei: "So people were wondering why I took up a second career as an exorcist ...well, because I'd already seen hell..."
Dolza: "Uh-oh..."

Rick:"yeah, yeah , we know you got to see Dolza singing in the shower naked.."
Minmei :"No it was worse it was grel."

[batlchip]

Khyron:"Grel why are there pictures of you on the Internet taking a sho-What the flower of life are those!?"
Grel:" Ummmm,just part of my little pony collection."

[taalismn]

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Minmei :"No it was worse it was grel."

Minmei: "Yeah, my reaction was where's Norman Bates when we really need him?"

[SRoss]

[
Minmei :"No it was worse it was grel."

Minmei: "Yeah, my reaction was where's Norman Bates when we really need him?"

Khyron: "Micronians. I have just seen Grel naked. Give me all the Brain Bleach[sup]tm[/sup] you have."

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Khyron: "Micronians. I have just seen Grel naked. Give me all the Brain Bleach[sup]tm[/sup] you have."

Grel: "Your own damned fault for not respecting the 'Occupied' sign on the bathroom door."

[batlchip]

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Minmei :"No it was worse it was grel."

Minmei: "Yeah, my reaction was where's Norman Bates when we really need him?"

Khyron: "Micronians. I have just seen Grel naked. Give me all the Brain Bleach[sup]tm[/sup] you have."

At least you just need brain bleach,Azonia is in a coma.

[SRoss]

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Minmei : "No it was worse it was grel."

Minmei: "Yeah, my reaction was where's Norman Bates when we really need him?"

Khyron: "Micronians. I have just seen Grel naked. Give me all the Brain Bleach[sup]tm[/sup] you have."

"At least you just need brain bleach, Azonia is in a coma."

Gloval: "She walked in on me taking a pee."

[taalismn]

Admiral Hunter looked at the visual display of the starscape around the planet they'd just blindly Folded into orbit of. Three large spherical ships, one of them registering as a mile in diameter, were speeding towards the SDF-3 from the planet's mon. On all three of them, a large device of a galaxy and crown was visible on their hulls. Multiple smaller gravitational anomalies were detectable across the solar system, suggesting advanced propulsion systems, and that, in turn, suggested an advanced spacefaring society in residence here.
Most interestingly, Communications was picking up directional broadcasts aimed at them across the frequency range, in multiple languages, many of them resolving into what appeared to be an evolved pastiche of terrestrial languages. It was a very good bet that the locals were human.
"Sparkie, have you been able to decipher their language into something clearer, yet?"
"Putting up the latest translation as it's cleaned up now, sir!"
<<"- to unknown spacecraft! Please identify yourself! This is the HMS Roderick IV of the Empire of Man! Please identify yourself and your intentions in this system of Zarathustra! Repeat, pleas-">>
"'Empire of Man'? Another space empire?" Rick groaned. They never had much look with stellar empires. Empires against Chaos, space Romans, Empire of Mongo, and the like.
Lisa smiled a much put-upon grin. "Maybe we'll get lucky this time."
"I'm not standing down from red alert just yet on the hopes the odds will favor us this time."


"So...any more information on our newcomer?"
"Still difficult to make out details at this range, but it's looking increasingly like we're dealing with something of human origin. Maybe something from some lost colony, or even descendants of some far-away First Empire, Systems States, or even Old Federation world?"
"A LOT of people already registering disappointment it's not the long lost Fuzzy relief ship..."
"Tell me about it! I had money riding on it."
"Well, keep transmitting on approach, and keep the guns and missiles ready, just in case."

[Alpha 11]

Admiral Hunter looked at the visual display of the starscape around the planet they'd just blindly Folded into orbit of. Three large spherical ships, one of them registering as a mile in diameter, were speeding towards the SDF-3 from the planet's mon. On all three of them, a large device of a galaxy and crown was visible on their hulls. Multiple smaller gravitational anomalies were detectable across the solar system, suggesting advanced propulsion systems, and that, in turn, suggested an advanced spacefaring society in residence here.
Most interestingly, Communications was picking up directional broadcasts aimed at them across the frequency range, in multiple languages, many of them resolving into what appeared to be an evolved pastiche of terrestrial languages. It was a very good bet that the locals were human.
"Sparkie, have you been able to decipher their language into something clearer, yet?"
"Putting up the latest translation as it's cleaned up now, sir!"
<<"- to unknown spacecraft! Please identify yourself! This is the HMS Roderick IV of the Empire of Man! Please identify yourself and your intentions in this system of Zarathustra! Repeat, pleas-">>
"'Empire of Man'? Another space empire?" Rick groaned. They never had much look with stellar empires. Empires against Chaos, space Romans, Empire of Mongo, and the like.
Lisa smiled a much put-upon grin. "Maybe we'll get lucky this time."
"I'm not standing down from red alert just yet on the hopes the odds will favor us this time."


"So...any more information on our newcomer?"
"Still difficult to make out details at this range, but it's looking increasingly like we're dealing with something of human origin. Maybe something from some lost colony, or even descendants of some far-away First Empire, Systems States, or even Old Federation world?"
"A LOT of people already registering disappointment it's not the long lost Fuzzy relief ship..."
"Tell me about it! I had money riding on it."
"Well, keep transmitting on approach, and keep the guns and missiles ready, just in case."

Nice. Though I have no ideal were they went.

[taalismn]

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Nice. Though I have no ideal were they went.

Not surprised....
H. Beam Piper's not well-known these days...
And actually, the snippet's technically incorrect, since the resurfacing of a formerly lost Zarathustran Fuzzy manuscript made them out to be native to the world they were found on, and not strandees(as one of the post-HBP spinoffs had them).

Still, Piper's future history has massive spheroid spacecraft plated in super-dense collapsiium(but NOT neutronium), throw around nuke missiles, and are propelled by contragravity(they'd fit in well in Phaseworld),

[taalismn]

Minmei: "Consider this..when the fans did crossover art of 'Macross' and 'Kancolle', who got to be the SDF-1 Shipgirl? Me."

[batlchip]

Seras Victoria "Hi, I represent the people's ANTi inevitable ecchi scene or P.A.N.T.I.E.S..
We feel that to many anime are filled with fan service or ecchi scenes.
Lynn Kyle :"Well I represent People encourage radom volunteer scenes or P.E.R.V.S for short.

[SRoss]

Minmei: "SERAS!"

Seras: "Yes my Master?"

Charon: "How did an Anti-Tank Rifle get up there?"

Kyle: "Apparently she was inspired by Something she saw on the internet..."

[batlchip]

Edwards:"ummm..I represent the .... (click) never mind."
Seras:"What do you want me to do master?"

[SRoss]

Integra: "It could be worse, I have to perform the Schrodinger Protocol on someone named Embryo."

[taalismn]

Integra: "It could be worse, I have to perform the Schrodinger Protocol on someone named Embryo."

"Cavil, you're up next."
"Oh, just box me."

[SRoss]

Things Never to Enhance with Protoculture

666. Minmei's Brain Neurons...

[taalismn]

Things Never to Enhance with Protoculture

666. Minmei's Brain Neurons...

Good god, and people complain about what ROBOTECH did to the franchise...

[wyrmraker]

I had an odd idea while I was at work this week.
****
The screaming subsided as the incinerator did it's work. Panting, the bearded man leaned against the hatch, not believing his poor fortune.

"Sonuva... What the hell is going on?" he asked the empty office, the ceiling covered with a revised Sephirotic Tree. "This is the third b**** this week trying to jump my bones!"

Almost on cue, one of the secret doors into the office slammed open, and some extremely attractive woman wearing slinky underwear jumped at him, leaving a trail of droplets on the floor in her... excitement.

Reaching out with one hand while reaching deep into his soul, the girl instantly melted into a splash of yellowish LCL, her undergarments fluttering gently to the floor.

Dropping to his knees while clutching his chest from the extreme strain of converting a person not born of Lilith, he barely registered the actual office door opening. In rushed his Sub-Commander, gathering him up and leading him to his desk.

"Commander, are you alright?"

His breathing finally slowed enough to allow him to speak. "Who ARE all these women? They all somehow break into the Geofront, the UEsG guys have no idea how they're getting in, anbd they ALL scream that they want to have my babies. WHAT THE HELL, MAYA?"

Sub-Commander Maya Ibuki sighed as she rubbed the upper back of Commander Shinji Ikari [NG-41, AKA God-Mode Shinji]. "I honestly don't know, Shinji. But Section 2 and the GMP forces have stopped an additional twelve of those sluts."

His eyes slid up to meet Maya's. Maya almost cringed, seeing the absolute fury in his eyes. Fortunately, it wasn't directed at her.

The door slid open again, and in walked Sergeant Blast (no, seriously), GMP. Saluting, he said, "Commander Ikari, I have an answer to your question."

Shinji sighed, his eyes locking on to Sergeant Blast (seriously people, that is his family name). "I would deeply appreciate any answers you have, Sergeant."

"Sir, I believe that this is fallout from Shinji Ikari-Sterling's pursuants. He has a heck of a lot of women after his junk, what with him being the universally acknowledged Studmuffin of the Universe. There are massive groups, factions, and even two separate political parties demanding that he accept full, limitless polygamy and to be made to service as many women as possible. To that end, a fairly new faction has been listed as ones who are willing to, ah, 'settle' for just about any Shinji Ikari. We suspect that this faction is the one breaching our defense with new and innovative methods."

Commander Ikari sat there in his chair, completely speechless. Instead, Maya Ibuki asked, "Is there anything we can do?"

Sergeant Blast (YES, that is his name! Quit asking!) sighed heavily. "Unfortunately, while we've been able to capture a few of them, interrogations have been of no use, given our restrictions interrogation methodology. Sadly, it looks like you'll just have to keep offing them, sir."
****

[taalismn]

Brutal....grimdark funny, but brutal.

[wyrmraker]

Well, so long as it's funny, I suppose...

[SRoss]

Shinji suppressed a cold shudder as he looked at the black form of EVA Unit 66 mk.6. He made a silent note to ask the UEsG if they were insane, authorizing the creation of that... Turning to the pilot, he couldn't help but stare a little, he knew she was just a clone, Desdemona Satori was so much like Rei, yet so different.

Shinji: "So, you don't think the multiverses most terrifying EVA is overkill?"

Desdemona: "Most people would think that. But mom's planning to get proactive against this new faction, we don't know how they're going to react or what resources have. To that end she's gone to MCH #69 to recruit a Shinji Protection/Reconnaissance Force."

The Commander arched an eye brow.

Shinji: "Seriously! My defence is going to depend on a pack of high school girls? Has Nova been watching too much Harem anime?"

Desdemona: "Most of the female students at MCH #69 have developed a high resistance to the Shinji effect do to constant exposure. And there's one who hasn't who when it comes down to it may be our ultimate weapon. Add to that, a number of them are either highly skilled warriors or bordering on goddess range power themselves."

Shinji: "So, who's in charge of this special unit, you?"

Tanya von Degurechaff: "That would be me."

Cue Theme Music