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If this movie is big, it might end up getting a "____ Movie" parody. Assuming you can't answer "no one, because I don't want them to do that!" who would you want cast in the parody and in what type of roles?
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or a dwarven mega juicer with a huge chain saw
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Geronimo 2.0 wrote:ME as the rogue scholar that is on the run from the Coalition and has the crucial information that the heroes need.


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How about John Schneider as Karl,
and Kiefer Sutherland as Joseph.
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duck-foot wrote:
King 5 wrote:Carmen Elektra would probably play Erin Tarn. Gilbert Godfried as the voice of ARCHIE.


i was thinking betty white has erin tarn


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Robert Downey Juicer er, Junior as a Juicer.
Steve Buscemi as Steve Buscemi.
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ok i normal dont do this sort of thing but.....
Lisa Ryder as a crazy
Keith Hamilton Cobb as a Headhunter
Gordon Michael Woolvett as a cyber doc or city rat
Jolene Blalock as a mystic or TW
Dominic Keating Cyber knight
Ben Browder Glitterboy pilot
Dan Payne as a Mega Juicer
Jim Cummings as the voice of a hatchling dragon


that about all i got
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Uwe Boll should play Emperor Prosek as well direct the movie & write the screenplay. Film it in Germany to use it tax law to protect the investors and if it turns out bad Kevin can box him in the ring.
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