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Overlord Rikonius · **Posted:** Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:55 pm

If this movie is big, it might end up getting a "____ Movie" parody. Assuming you can't answer "no one, because I don't want them to do that!" who would you want cast in the parody and in what type of roles?

Thoughtful1 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:40 pm

Of course, Leslie Nielson would have to play Emporer Prosek.

King 5 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:00 am

Carmen Elektra would probably play Erin Tarn. Gilbert Godfried as the voice of ARCHIE.

C.R.A.F.T. · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:05 am

Verne Troyer HAS to be a cyber-knight known by all the ladies to wield the longest psi-sword in the land.

killhound · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:06 pm

or a dwarven mega juicer with a huge chain saw

Geronimo 2.0 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:00 pm

ME as the rogue scholar that is on the run from the Coalition and has the crucial information that the heroes need.

Syndicate · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:35 am

Geronimo 2.0 wrote:

ME as the rogue scholar that is on the run from the Coalition and has the crucial information that the heroes need.

Me as your humble 15th level neo-human body-guard...

Chad · **Joined:** Wed May 14, 2008 11:13 am **Posts:** 254

How about John Schneider as Karl,
and Kiefer Sutherland as Joseph.

Geronimo 2.0 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:15 pm

Syndicate wrote:

Geronimo 2.0 wrote:

ME as the rogue scholar that is on the run from the Coalition and has the crucial information that the heroes need.

Me as your humble 15th level neo-human body-guard...

That works. I'd also like to get good ol' McFear as a hired gun.

duck-foot · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:27 pm

Thoughtful1 wrote:

Of course, Leslie Nielson would have to play Emporer Prosek.

no no no no.. christopher walken must play karl prosek

duck-foot · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:28 pm

King 5 wrote:

Carmen Elektra would probably play Erin Tarn. Gilbert Godfried as the voice of ARCHIE.

i was thinking betty white has erin tarn

bar1scorpio · **Posted:** Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:09 pm

duck-foot wrote:

King 5 wrote:

Carmen Elektra would probably play Erin Tarn. Gilbert Godfried as the voice of ARCHIE.

i was thinking betty white has erin tarn

Like the motivational poster says: "Betty White is tired of your $#!+..."

Robert Downey Juicer er, Junior as a Juicer.
Steve Buscemi as Steve Buscemi.

iamgeorge · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:38 pm

duck-foot wrote:

Thoughtful1 wrote:

Of course, Leslie Nielson would have to play Emporer Prosek.

no no no no.. christopher walken must play karl prosek

Oh man I could see that. Emperor Prosek saying, "More cow bell."

dragon_blaze_99 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:55 pm

ok i normal dont do this sort of thing but.....
Lisa Ryder as a crazy
Keith Hamilton Cobb as a Headhunter
Gordon Michael Woolvett as a cyber doc or city rat
Jolene Blalock as a mystic or TW
Dominic Keating Cyber knight
Ben Browder Glitterboy pilot
Dan Payne as a Mega Juicer
Jim Cummings as the voice of a hatchling dragon

that about all i got

amodernheathen · **Joined:** Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:06 am **Posts:** 397

Jack Black as Karl Prosek
The Rock as a Juicer
Leslie Nielson as the Emporer
Shawn Wayans as Desmond Bradford
Pamela Anderson as Lonnie Kashbrook
Christopher Walken as the head of the Cyber Knights
Reba MacIntyre as Erin Tarn

CS Special Forces · **Posted:** Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:09 pm

martain sheen as prosek..perfect fit in my opinion..LOOKS -JUST BASED ON LOOKS HERE...Tom Criuse as the son.
if we can avoid putting the rock in this at all..please I beg you!

CS Special Forces · **Posted:** Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:09 pm

Christopher Walken as Ross Underhill..perfect

Stormchild · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:53 pm

Jack Black as Emperor Prosek
Chris Tucker as his son...

Or maybe Keanu Reeves as The Emperor... (WHOA! There is no D-Bees...)

runebeo · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:52 pm

Uwe Boll should play Emperor Prosek as well direct the movie & write the screenplay. Film it in Germany to use it tax law to protect the investors and if it turns out bad Kevin can box him in the ring.

amodernheathen · **Joined:** Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:06 am **Posts:** 397

runebeo wrote:

Uwe Boll should play Emperor Prosek as well direct the movie & write the screenplay. Film it in Germany to use it tax law to protect the investors and if it turns out bad Kevin can box him in the ring.

If it turns out bad????

That's a lot of trouble just to get Siembieda to fight Boll. Wouldn't it be easier to just tell one of them that the other said something about his mother?

Jayne_Grimsnawk · **Posted:** Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:30 pm

Alan Tudyk as Karl Prosek.
Dwayne Johnson as the voice of a Grackle Tooth Cyber-Knight.
Karl Urban as a D-Bee Cyber Doc. (Yes, it's profiling, but c'mon man, BONES!!)
Speaking of profiling, Zachary Quinto as a half-crazed mage, any class you want. Or maybe as a Crazy. (Ooooohhh... Spock the Crazy! I LIKE that!)
Tommy Lee Jones as danged near anything. Except Emperor Prosek.

SamtheDagger · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:47 pm

Jim Carey - Crazy
Vin Diesel - Shifter (he looks like the one on RUE 121)
Will Arnett - voice of dog boy

Yea, that's all I can think of, but it would be funny.

gnome888 · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:14 pm

Hades
Napalm Death-Utopia Banished
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0wWp2p ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0aKdByEdbk
Whenever Hades demons are shown, music from this album plays.

Dyval
Morbid Angel-Covenant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uznAtrpCwT0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSoUB42k ... re=related
Whenever Dyval deevils are shown, music from this album plays.

Will there be a minion wars movie some time? It would make a good cartoon of some type or something. These guys commonly talk about opening rifts in their music.

Skyy · **Joined:** Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:43 am **Posts:** 1

How about Paul Rudd as a Burster with Marlon Wayans as his trusty Juicer lol. THAT would make money. And i dont care what anyone says but Marlon Wayans was kinda action hero in G.I. Joe and that movie ROCKED!

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