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Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
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Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
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taalismn
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Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Zer0 Kay wrote:[
So do the human males bump the ugly egg or bump the Shemar and if it is the shemar and they then go use the egg thing doesn't that make the shemar the most advanced love doll and or bipedal armored sperm extraction and transport vehicles?
You know that gag with the woman giving birth and single-handedly folding, spindling, and mutilating the sperm donor, before dropping him to the floor as a bag of mush held together only by skin? The Shemarrians might just figure out a way to fake natural birth just to use that to get back at folks who call them 'love dolls'.
Nah, the actual process is more like a software compiler combined with a randomizer, linked to a really advanced 3D printer, only a lot more spooky sophisticated.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Zer0 Kay
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Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
taalismn wrote:Zer0 Kay wrote:[
So do the human males bump the ugly egg or bump the Shemar and if it is the shemar and they then go use the egg thing doesn't that make the shemar the most advanced love doll and or bipedal armored sperm extraction and transport vehicles?
You know that gag with the woman giving birth and single-handedly folding, spindling, and mutilating the sperm donor, before dropping him to the floor as a bag of mush held together only by skin? The Shemarrians might just figure out a way to fake natural birth just to use that to get back at folks who call them 'love dolls'.
Nah, the actual process is more like a software compiler combined with a randomizer, linked to a really advanced 3D printer, only a lot more spooky sophisticated.
Lol you forgot a DNA analyzer otherwise there is no purpose for the Rifts version Realdoll.
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Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol you forgot a DNA analyzer otherwise there is no purpose for the Rifts version Realdoll.
I said I left out a lot of the sophisticated goobledegook, like the Heterodynalator, the Seussophonic Blaateser, the Phlotbutnum-powered Narratatron, and the Impossibilium Transcriber.
But, we say it works, and damnit, we're sticking by it!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
taalismn wrote:Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol you forgot a DNA analyzer otherwise there is no purpose for the Rifts version Realdoll.
I said I left out a lot of the sophisticated goobledegook, like the Heterodynalator, the Seussophonic Blaateser, the Phlotbutnum-powered Narratatron, and the Impossibilium Transcriber.
But, we say it works, and damnit, we're sticking by it!
Clearly this process must be powered by Unobtanium.
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Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
taalismn wrote:Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol you forgot a DNA analyzer otherwise there is no purpose for the Rifts version Realdoll.
I said I left out a lot of the sophisticated goobledegook, like the Heterodynalator, the Seussophonic Blaateser, the Phlotbutnum-powered Narratatron, and the Impossibilium Transcriber.
But, we say it works, and damnit, we're sticking by it!
Lol snort
Fantastic tech equipment. Of course all Shemar have battle gonkulators installed right?
Or are they gonkulator free you some might think you're a but you're cool in book --Mecha-ViperBEST IDEA EVER!!! -- The Galactus Kid
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Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol snort
Fantastic tech equipment. Of course all Shemar have battle gonkulators installed right?
Dude, they digitalized the rabbit in the gonkulator as usagiware.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Secrets of the Atlanteans clarification
taalismn wrote:Zer0 Kay wrote:[
Lol snort
Fantastic tech equipment. Of course all Shemar have battle gonkulators installed right?
Dude, they digitalized the rabbit in the gonkulator as usagiware.
Omg that's great stuff. Thanks for the laughs
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Holy crapy, you're Zer0 Kay?! --TriaxTech
Zer0 Kay is my hero. --Atramentus
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Kept us laughing until the end. -The Fifth Business (In loving Memory of the teleport thread)